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Joke of the Day - Caprock - 11-06-2019
GUNSMOKE'S Long Lost Episode "FINALLY FOUND"
Chester comes riding into to Dodge City Buck Naked!
Matt: "Whoa Chester! you can't be running around like that without your clothes...how do you explain yourself?"
Chester: "Well you know... me
and Miss Kitty were riding out by the Thomas ranch and we stopped at
that little lake to water our horses...then Miss Kitty said "it would
sure be nice if we could take a swim here being so hot as it is"...and
I told her we didn't have no bathing suits. Miss Kitty then told me to
hide behind a bush while she got naked and in the lake...then I was to
do the same. After a few minuets we both came out of that lake...both
naked! and Miss Kitty said to me "you know Chester now that we are
both naked...and there is nobody around...and you're a man and I'm a
woman...I can't think of one reason why you don't just "mount up" and "go to town!" "So here I am Mr Dillon!"
RE: Joke of the Day - Don McDowell - 11-06-2019
